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At first I just wanted to draw this Slenderman variation which is an OC of arcanineryu, named Sexual Offender-man and nick-named Smexy. Here's the description of him fav.me/d5fjvak, for those who haven't heard of this pretty beast :) Then I saw this picture of him fav.me/d6dl1xf, which reminded me of the lady on my avatar, another heavy smoker. She's a character of Terry Pratchett, short-tempered Miss Dearheart whose only true friends are golems - diligent and trustworthy creatures as opposed to humans. So I decided to draw Miss D. and Smexy smoking together. It was my imagination that added the little golem, which is in fact a Pokemon named Golett - I really liked it after catching it on pokemonomega.com. So I drew this strange company to put it on my ID, because it represents the things I like: pokemon, golems, Pratchett, Slender creatures and particularly this Offender, who makes me feel more xenophilic than ever :D Miss D. wasn't meant to be my "alter ego" but she's been my avatar for several months and I got used to it, even if I don't smoke, never wear a dress and can't be feminine even if I want to. Heh, at least I'll have some nice boobs on my ID, if not in real life :D
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:iconpriscilla19:
Priscilla19 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
hmm Smexy is SEXY :D
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Katglow7111 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
HE WEARING PANTS, YES!!!!!!!!!bunneh icon14 
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PonyOverPainter Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2014
Me: Offendy hai.
-sees his six pack-
Me: HOLY FUU Nosebleeds fondo blanco

Offendy: Hello, beautiful.

Me:blush 
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LaughingJack2203 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Me and Shinobe: O________________________________________________O
Half Scull: YOU SHOULD SEE YO FACES HAHAHHAHA!!
Me: -forces Half Scull's good eye to look at the picture-
Half Scull: O___O wtf...
Kira: -covering eyes- WHAT HAVE I JUST SEEN!!!
Kuniko: Sometimes...I hate being a ghost! (say ello to my new OC Kuniko :D)
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AngelFireDemon4 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2014
PANTS HE DOESN'T WEAR THEM WHY WHERE IS THE FAN SERVICE WHERE??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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:iconcarnie-vorex:
Carnie-Vorex Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2014
You should've looked through my other Smexy pictures before going mad at me like that... :D
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AngelFireDemon4 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2014
i was only joking im sorry for coming off that way 
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:iconcarnie-vorex:
Carnie-Vorex Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2014
Me jokin' too :3
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RemlitMilo Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014  Student Artist
Elise: *facepalm*
KTC: ?? What?
Elise: Nothing little kitten..... let's just go...
KTC: Ok! And, if anything YOU'RE the little one..... I'm 22...
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NatureReigns Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
..... aaaabbbbbsss... *stares*

Whoa, sorry got distracted for a moment. Your art is fantastic! I'm just blown away. And this Miss D character also seems very attractive, and interesting. 
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Carnie-Vorex Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2014
I'm glaaaad ^_^ That lady is sarcastic as hell and she can use sharp heels on her boots in a very cruel way ;)
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NatureReigns Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Meeep. Quite frightening. 
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CerasinnE Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2014
О, автор русскоязычен? Чудно )))
Какой Оффенди, просто вах ))))
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Carnie-Vorex Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2014
Автор понемногу становится двуязычен и даже пишет на обоих, только вот переводить ленится... XD
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CerasinnE Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2014
ахах, на девианте любой неанглоговорящий русь становится двуязычным рано или поздно хДДД
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:iconcarnie-vorex:
Carnie-Vorex Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2014
Ну, у меня тут особый случай: на переводчика училась.
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CerasinnE Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2014
Тогда вам проще )
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sebbysmaster13 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
SNEXY IS SO SMEXY
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Brejchova Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2013
wow!
awesoem ID :clap:
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:iconlovegrunt:
LoveGrunt Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2013
Компашка найс:D (Big Grin) 
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:iconcarnie-vorex:
Carnie-Vorex Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013
А также при виде этой картинки мне почему-то вспоминается детская присказка "А и Бэ сидели на трубе" :D
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HimmeltheBlue Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2013
its so awesome :)
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:iconkikielzinga:
kikielzinga Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Amazing!! Can I have a request?
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:iconcarnie-vorex:
Carnie-Vorex Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2013
It depends on whether I get interested in your idea.
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Ajones123 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2014
that's kinda harsh
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:iconcarnie-vorex:
Carnie-Vorex Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2014
'Cos I'm kinda busy :)
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proxy72 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2013
wtf??!! golem??!! WTF?! 
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:iconcarnie-vorex:
Carnie-Vorex Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2013
Yeah, there is... and the reason for it to be here is in the description. It helps to balance out the composition, at the least. The picture is one big crossover :)
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proxy72 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2013
ah, ok sorry <:D
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IceBridget Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
AAaaaahh! This is amazing!! This is the most realistic take of offender I've ever seen! :D
As a cartoon artist for him at the moment I am stunned at how realistic everything is about your art! The skin definition, that flowing detailed purple trench coat, and DEM BOOTS!! Oh just, beautiful...simply amazing, this has almost even persuaded me to move to both digital and traditional for pictures because Wow you have set a fantastic standard! :heart: well done!
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Carnie-Vorex Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2013
Aw, thank you :) In fact there's a couple of pictures in my faves that are more realistic, but anyway, I just happen to know anatomy and gave him the proportions he deserves. I can believe in a muscular Offendy which some people draw, 'cos I have a theory Slenders are polymorphic to some point (all that limb elongation, tentacles out of nowhere, etc). He might change his shape a bit according to the type of men his current victim likes (or opposed to it, if she pissed him off too much), but I simply like the "slender" shape, sorry for the pun :D
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IceBridget Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Yeah! I think that his creator mentioned something about him having his own 'pocket universe inside his trench coat where he stores all his roes to offer to people and he stores a load of his biomass as tentacles, he can even store people 0__0 yeah...
And I would like to think he can change his shape yes, as he is strong enough to punch through solid concrete and brick while not harming himself at all so he has to kinda look pretty strong XD and I guess it's for looks too. I think I draw him as being in between thin and buff ( but in cartoon of course with out of proportioness XD )
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Carnie-Vorex Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2013
Hmm, this "pocket universe" is weird and a little ridiculous, so I'm gonna make my version of where he gets various roses :) I also assume he has basic psychic powers to read his victims' subconscious (but not exactly thoughts - just vague shadows of their emotions) and to hypnotize. But these abilities can't compare with Slender's, of course. And who exactly said about him punching through concrete and stuff? I've read it somewhere already... Slenderbeings are somewhat otherworldly folk and don't perform all the tasks with mere muscles. In reality all these brick-breaking monks aren't exactly beefcakes, are they? and they still manage not to hurt their hands.
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IceBridget Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Hey I guess so, I mean it was only an idea....
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:iconcarnie-vorex:
Carnie-Vorex Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2013
I'm afraid that arguing with an enthusiastic xenobiology theorist like me can be pretty annoying :)
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:iconicebridget:
IceBridget Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
yeah especially since you are new to this character...
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:iconcarnie-vorex:
Carnie-Vorex Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2013
Okay I'll try not to be annoying :D
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TyphosGaGa Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Right lol I drool whenever I see Smexy actually. Its a shame, maybe oneday he will become REAL then I can fullfil my fantasies about him lol
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Carnie-Vorex Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2013
Maybe if scientists do the right thing, they will create mutants like him :)
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TyphosGaGa Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Exactly lol
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Kuppicake Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
nosebleed  Oh. . .Smexy :3
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:iconcarnie-vorex:
Carnie-Vorex Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2013
He can cause people to die of nosebleeds? XD Cos this person looks like like shot from a rifle!
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Kuppicake Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
ahaha yup nosebleed 
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TyphosGaGa Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Ohhhh Smexy,  you're such a turn on in that position...... sorry lol ima huge smexy and slender being fan loll he is soooo ungodly sexy XD
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Carnie-Vorex Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2013
You think I didn't drool while drawing? ;)
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AgentMaryland93 Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2013
Very nice ^^
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KonnycatLoves Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2013  Student
OMG!!! asdasdasd  *-*
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MantiisShrimp Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
He has pants on! O:
Jk, this looks awesome >w<
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Carnie-Vorex Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2013
Trying to approach Miss D. without pants would be a really bad idea even for him :3

I kinda like pants on him. And didn't want to cover those marvelous legs with the coat :) That doesn't mean I can't draw him without pants, and maybe I will ;)
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MantiisShrimp Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
XD Alright, and I actually really like the detail in his pants and boots c:
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