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Young! Sexual Offenderman x Young! Reader RememberYou were walking around in the woods looking for your friend Offender and you saw him smoking near a tree. "Hey, plush-toy f*cker!" you said and he snapped his gaze towards you. He grumbled and said "That's a f*cked up thing to say you cum hole." Sticking your tongue out you teased "At least what I said was true~" Putting out the cigarette he stretched and said "Ya ready?" Nodding you both ran out of the forest getting ready to be a troublesome gang and you got some spray bottles out. Watching your friend he painted a picture of a naked woman and said "How I would like to bang that!" Smiling you said "I think that tent in your pants says it all~" Pointing at his pants he looked down and you were right. Grumbling he heard some cops and you both ran.
Tripping you sprained your ankle and he turned back to you. "What the f*ck happened?!" he asked looking at you and you said "I sprained my ankle you *ss!" Sighing he picked you up bridal style making your face turn red a
Sticky Note-Deadpool X Reader-One shot!Sticky Note
Deadpool X Reader
Author's Note: So I've had a ton of people want another Deadpool X Reader so I decided to do another one! Yep, let's see where this heads!
The day was a Wednesday. It was a cool, slow day where the streets were nearly empty and the shops had few beings in them. The wind blew nicely through a certain (h/c) haired girls hair. Her (e/c) eyes wandered around, looking for her destination. Smiling she finally finds it and gets ready to head in when a familiar red chest jumps in front of her. Running into it she shakes her head and stares wide eyed up at the assailant to see who it was but gives an annoyed glare.
"Hey (F/n)! Where you headin'?" The anti-hero asks, his hands on his hips and mask covered face leaning in towards her.
(F/n) furrows her brows and points behind him at the double doors he blocked.
"I was on my way to the library but you're, uh, kinda in the way Deadpool." She answers as she gets ready to move past him. Deadpool cocks h
Me and Offenderman When Claire Comes OverCleaning stuff in the house Offenderman was taking a nap in my room since making out with women wore him out and I heard the doorbell. Getting it I saw that it was one of my best friends Claire....sh*t....I just cleaned. Smiling she said "Ocean!" Hugging my waist it became a 'See who hugs tighter game' and I pushed her away closing the door. "So what brings you here?" I said grabbing my broom again. Sweeping the rest of the dust off of the floor I put it in a white dustpan and she said "I wanted to spend the night at your place!" Lifting a brow I asked "And what did your mom say?" She laughed and said "I snuck out!"
My eyes widened as my jaw dropped and I said "What the f*ck Claire?! Your mother is going to kill us!" Smiling she said "It's okay! Hey, who's snoring?" She was about to make it to my room when I pulled her back by her long braided ponytail making her yelp. Covering her mouth I saw in the crack between the door and open space that Offenderman was still asleep. Sighing
''Define normal'' Deadpool x Reader
“So…Are you telling me that you’re crushing on someone,(Name)? The world must be crashing down then!” Peter said joking, you just rolled your eyes and punched his arm in a playfully way. He acted like it did actually hurt ”Ouch!”
“No Petey, I’m not like in love or something like that!”You said blushing lightly, he just smirked and you couldn’t avoid but play with your hair. Which meant that you were lying because you do that action when you are lying. And if someone was your real friend, it would notice it.
“You’re totally lying, otherwise you wouldn’t be playing with your hair” Peter said and poked your cheek but suddenly stopped. His eyes widened and he started to look to everywhere. You stared at him, what was wro-
“WATCH OUT LADIES! HETEROSEXUAL COMIN’ THRU!” Someone shouted from the air vent that suddenly collapsed on the ground and he appeared in his red and black costume
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